"What's Reuben Gonna Do?"
(4 bar intro)
Narrator
Oh deary me!
What's Reuben gonna do?
The museum's down the pan
He's in a stew!
His smile has gone, he's feeling bad
Have you ever seen a man
That looks so sad?
How's he gonna get out of this one?
How's he gonna make it right?
Reuben's in a fix
He's gonna have to think real hard
To think real hard.
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Oh deary me!
What's Reuben gonna do?
The museum's down the pan
He's in a stew!
His smile has gone, he's feeling bad
Have you ever seen a man
That looks so sad?
How's he gonna get out of this one?
How's he gonna make it right?
Reuben's in a fix
He's gonna have to think real hard
To think real hard.