(4 bar intro)

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Narrator

Oh deary me! 

What's Reuben gonna do?

The museum's down the pan

He's in a stew!

His smile has gone, he's feeling bad

Have you ever seen a man

That looks so sad?

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How's he gonna get out of this one?

How's he gonna make it right?

Reuben's in a fix

He's gonna have to think real hard

To think real hard.

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All

Oh deary me! 

What's Reuben gonna do?

The museum's down the pan

He's in a stew!

His smile has gone, he's feeling bad

Have you ever seen a man

That looks so sad?

​

How's he gonna get out of this one?

How's he gonna make it right?

Reuben's in a fix

He's gonna have to think real hard

To think real hard.

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