Song 3: "How to Defend a Free Kick"

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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo

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Look into my anxious eyes

Can't you see how worried I am?

Yeah yeah yeah

I am a defender and my team mate

Has just brought down a man.

Yeah yeah yeah

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The referee's just blown their whistle

They really did go in very hard.

Now all we can do is hope and pray

That they do not now reach for a card

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Got to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

How to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

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Now we're pretty good at this

No we're not too shoddy

Don't let that ball get past your body

Oh...no...

Got to defend a free kick.

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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Doo doo doo

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One of us should just lie down

The rest of you make a wall where it fits...

Yeah yeah yeah

The goalie needs a line of sight

And don't forget to protect your bits!

Yeah yeah yeah

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The referee's just blown their whistle

They really did go in very hard.

Now all we can do is hope and pray

That they do not now reach for a card

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Got to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

How to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

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Now we're pretty good at this

No we're not too shoddy

Don't let that ball get past your body

Oh...

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Got to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

How to defend a free kick

Oh, oh, oh

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Now we're pretty good at this

No we're not too shoddy

Don't let that ball get past your body

Oh...no...

Got to defend a free kick