SCRIPT 2026
Cast List (order of appearance)
Cast List (number of lines)
S1 "Come And Roll Up"
S2 "Licence To Still (Stay Open)"
S3 "Oh Deary Me!"
S4 "The Non-Stuffed Owl"
S5 "Cleanest Cleaners"
S6 "I Wanna Be Your Mummy"
S7 "I Was Meant For Better Things"
S8 "Just Take The Cash!"
S9 "Goodbye To Dreams"
S10 Finale: "My Museum"
S11 "Come And Roll Up" (reprise)
