"The Non-Stuffed Owl"

(8 bar intro)

I'm sitting here in my glass dome

My warm and light museum home.

My outside home

Was cold and fright'ning

With rain and cloud

Thunder and lightning

Please don't tell them I'm not dead

I wanna stay in here instead.

I feel they'd laugh, oh what a lark

The non-stuffed owl, afraid of dark.

And although here not much goes on

I've bugs and flies to feast upon.

I'm just glad the walls are so thick

'Cos it's not much fun,

Being agoraphobic!

Please don't tell them I'm not dead

I wanna stay in here instead.

I feel they'd laugh, oh what a lark

The non-stuffed owl, afraid of dark.

Please don't tell them I'm not dead

I wanna stay in here instead.

I feel they'd laugh, oh what a lark

The non-stuffed owl, afraid of dark.