"Come and Roll Up"

(8 bar intro)

Reuben

There's things in here,

Which only live in your mind.

So if you enter in,

Be sure to keep it open

I've wandered far and wide

To fascinate and thrill.

At my marvellous, astounding

Stupendous new museum.

Come and roll up,

Come and roll up,

It's the best so take a peep.

There's things so strange

You'll not have seen them

When you dream in bed asleep.

So when you're next in town

Just come on down,

You'll find a welcome here.

At Reuben Whizzbanger's

Magic, Museum.

(visitors gradually arrive and join in singing-

sing 6 times in total. Getting faster. Finish with...

COME AND ROLL UP!