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"Cleanest Cleaners"
(8 bar intro)
All
Early in the morning
When the world's in bed asleep.
And late at night,
When you've all gone home
We'll dust and polish and sweep.
Doris
I control the vacuum
With commanding poise and power.
The queen of dust, beware all muck!
For many a hard worked hour.
Cleanest Cleaners!
Cleanest Cleaners!
The best job in the world
We're the Cleanest Cleaners.
(repeat)
8 bars interlude/cleaners dance
All
We're totally efficient
We don't think of these as chores.
When we're about,
Dirt had better watch out
We're a lethal cleaning force.
Ethel
I have spray and duster
And it's said throughout the land...
"There's nowt so good,
As Ethel Wood,
With a J cloth in her hand."
Cleanest Cleaners!
Cleanest Cleaners!
The best job in the world
We're the Cleanest Cleaners.
(repeat)
8 bars interlude/cleaners dance
All
So if your house is messy
In a dirty, dusty state.
Give us a shout, we'll sort it out
For a very decent rate.
Lizzie
I've got mop and bucket
And a bottle or two of bleach.
Folk say I'm charmed,
'Cos when I'm armed
No germ is out of reach.
Cleanest Cleaners!
Cleanest Cleaners!
The best job in the world
We're the Cleanest Cleaners.
(repeat)
(key change)
Cleanest Cleaners!
Cleanest Cleaners!
The best job in the world
We're the Cleanest Cleaners.
(repeat)
8 bars interlude/cleaners dance