(8 bar intro)

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All

Early in the morning

When the world's in bed asleep.

And late at night,

When you've all gone home

We'll dust and polish and sweep.

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Doris

I control the vacuum

With commanding poise and power.

The queen of dust, beware all muck!

For many a hard worked hour.

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Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

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8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

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All

We're totally efficient

We don't think of these as chores.

When we're about, 

Dirt had better watch out

We're a lethal cleaning force.

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Ethel

I have spray and duster

And it's said throughout the land...

"There's nowt so good,

As Ethel Wood,

With a J cloth in her hand."

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Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

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8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

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All

So if your house is messy

In a dirty, dusty state.

Give us a shout, we'll sort it out

For a very decent rate.

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Lizzie

I've got mop and bucket

And a bottle or two of bleach.

Folk say I'm charmed,

'Cos when I'm armed

No germ is out of reach.

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Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)​

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8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

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