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"Cleanest Cleaners"

(8 bar intro)

All

Early in the morning

When the world's in bed asleep.

And late at night,

When you've all gone home

We'll dust and polish and sweep.

Doris

control the vacuum

With commanding poise and power.

The queen of dust, beware all muck!

For many a hard worked hour.

Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

All

We're totally efficient

We don't think of these as chores.

When we're about, 

Dirt had better watch out

We're a lethal cleaning force.

Ethel

I have spray and duster

And it's said throughout the land...

"There's nowt so good,

As Ethel Wood,

With a J cloth in her hand."

Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

All

So if your house is messy

In a dirty, dusty state.

Give us a shout, we'll sort it out

For a very decent rate.

Lizzie

I've got mop and bucket

And a bottle or two of bleach.

Folk say I'm charmed,

'Cos when I'm armed

No germ is out of reach.

Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

(key change)

Cleanest Cleaners!

Cleanest Cleaners!

The best job in the world

We're the Cleanest Cleaners.

(repeat)

8 bars interlude/cleaners dance

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