Too many ailments for any one woman
If she were a textbook she’d be complete.
She’s taken all the medicine that Science has to offer
But now she’s gotten them all beat!

‘Cos she’s a – Medical Miracle...
Yes she’s had it all!
She’s a – Medical Miracle...
The doctors are stumped!
Don’t go close by her
You’ll catch something nasty
How has she stayed alive so long?

Sometimes she’s insistent that she’s at death’s door
With doctors and nurses at her beck and call.
She’s suffered diseases only found in the jungle
I bet she will outlive us all!

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