Song 3: "Mission Detention"

 

Let's think up ways, to bring him down

A well timed prank will make him frown

Will bring him down a peg or two

We need ideas to see this through

 

Let's fill his office with balloons so he can't find his things

Then reprogramme the school alarm so it just rings and rings

Let's improve objects round the school with stick on googly eyes

Sneak whoopie-cushions on his chair 'til he breaks down and cries:

 

You're in detention! You're in detention for your crimes!

You've broken all the new school rules, one too many times!

But what he doesn't realise is that was our intention...

We've even named the operation: MISSION DETENTION!

 

Let's think up ways, to bring him down

A well timed prank will make him frown

Will bring him down a peg or two

We need ideas to see this through

 

Let's move his office furniture outside or on the roof

Drop stink bombs on the classroom floor and leave behind no proof

Let's put a for sale sign up to try to sell the school

Make sure we add his phone number when people try to call!

 

You're in detention! You're in detention for your crimes!

You've broken all the new school rules, one too many times!

But what he doesn't realise is that was our intention...

We've even named the operation: MISSION DETENTION!