When you’re feeling in the dumps
Nothing has gone right
We can make you laugh and smile
Just come along tonight.

Leave your troubles at the door
You’re at the funnest place in town!
Smiles and laughs are guaranteed
So turn that frown...upside down!

Slapstick!
Laugh along at our Slapstick comedy!
People will fall over, spinning ties
Lots of flying custard pies!
Listen out for the slide trombone (pause)
A joke and then a cymbal crash
Rib-tickling scenes with a plank of wood
Laughter makes you feel so good!

(sing 3 times, getting faster each time)

Ending (faster still)

A joke and then a cymbal crash
Rib-tickling scenes with a plank of wood
Laughter makes you feel so good!