He’s so evil, he’s so bad
He’s a villain, a liar, a fiend and a cad
He’s got a greed for money just like no other
He wouldn’t think twice about selling his mother!

He’s so evil, he’s the baron of crime
He dwells in an underworld of dirt and grime,
He’s a stylish dresser, I’d go out on a limb
To say; keep away, keep away from him!

E-V-I-L M-A-N
He’s escaped the police, again and again!
E-V-I-L G-U-Y
They’ll never catch him, but they still like to try!

(repeat all)

Last time...
They’ll never catch him, but they still like to try!
They’ll never catch him, but they still... ...like to TRY!