"Mum's Week"By Jon Shepherd

(In 4/4 time. 4 bar piano Intro)

Mum, you’re the one

That picks me up when I feel down.

Mother, there’s no other I love more!

I know that I’m not perfect

And I’m often not the best

But if I was, wouldn’t life be boring?

 

Monday, squelch!

A trail of muddy footprints.

Tuesday, crash!

The vase fell on it’s own!

Wednesday, It’s ok... 

The cat has eight more of it’s lives!

Thursday, rip!

Can trouser holes be sown?

 

Mum, you’re the one

That picks me up when I feel down.

Mother, there’s no other I love more!

I know that I’m not perfect

And I’m often not the best

But if I was, wouldn’t life be boring?

 

Friday, Splash!

I tried to wash your laptop.

Saturday, went out... 

In just one shoe!

Sunday, If you’re lucky... 

I might stay in bed ‘til six!

There is no one who loves you like I do!

 

Mum, you’re the one

That picks me up when I feel down.

Mother, there’s no other I love more!

I know that I’m not perfect

And I’m often not the best

But if I was, wouldn’t life be boring?

Key change (up 2 semitones)

Mum, you’re the one

That picks me up when I feel down.

Mother, there’s no other I love more!

I know that I’m not perfect

And I’m often not the best

But if I was, wouldn’t life be boring?

Wouldn't life be boring?.....YEAH!